this morning #1131.

this morning, it would’ve been nice to have opened up the fridge & still found food in there to eat but that’s not the world i live in. while i was fast asleep, my roommate & his drunk friends had gone & finished off every last item. condiments included. it was as if a void opened up & the entire contents of the fridge had toppled into it, leaving no trace behind. the proverbial cupboard was bare. the actual cupboards were too. now i have no choice but to get out of the house. find some food. cool off. it’s probably for the best. if i stay here, i’ll burn the place down with all of them still inside. that seems like too extreme of a solution to this situation. a civilized sit down seems much more suitable.