this morning #1094.

this morning, as i was mindlessly scanning the grocery store freezers, looking for today’s perfect microwaveable lunch, out of the corner of my eye i saw this guy walk by down at the other end of the aisle. quite a striking figure. tall, bald & handsome. my type. deserving of further inspection. if i didn’t stalk him at least a little bit right now, i knew i’d be kicking myself later. i grabbed a dinner. didn’t matter which one. spicy pepper steak it is. i made my way in his direction. saw he’d stopped by the deli counter to peruse the prepared foods. dude must be made of money. i thought better of my selection, shoved my sad meal onto a shelf & stepped up next to him, hoping i’d think of something to say.