this morning #108.

this morning, his erection was throbbing more than was probably healthy. it was curious though. in the dream he awoke from, he was running through a sunny wheat field with a yellow lab. puppies were supposed to be certified boner killers. apparently not…& since he was ready to go anyway, he took a hold of his penis & took advantage of the situation. forty-five seconds later, he was all cleaned up & up out of bed doing push-ups. around push-up number fifty, he heard a “pop” & passed out, collapsing to the floor in a muscular lump. when he came to, the erection was back. this time though, it wasn’t the only part of his body that throbbed.