this morning #1074.

this morning, we need to have a talk about the possible apocalypse. sure. it’s entirely possible that it won’t be all that bad. there’s no way for us to know though. i mean, i plan on lasting for quite a while either way. i didn’t buy all these guns for nothing. plus, my stash of hearty apocalypse beans will keep me fed for FOREVS. not gonna lie. my supplies are on point. i guess that may make me a target but i can defend myself pretty well. of course, if we peer out the front window & see four horsemen advancing over the horizon, all bets are off. the end times are nigh. we’re obviously screwed. any fool who tries to deny it will probably be one of the first to go. i refuse to be that fool.