this morning #1039.

this morning, this unclothed woman in my bed might end up being an issue. katie, right? she snores like a katie. i need to wake her up & tell her she has to leave ASAP. i’ll be kind about it, of course. i’m not a dick. for now, we can simply exchange numbers & figure out the rest later. my ass has to get ready for work. i leaned over. kissed the nape of her neck. roused her softly. sarah? no. that’s not it. sarah’s the one from earlier in the night. the one dancing in heels at the first bar. it’s fine. no time to worry about it right now. she’ll put her number into my phone & i’ll learn her name. it may come in handy. we may never speak again. from what i recall of last night though, i sort of hope it comes in handy.