this morning #1025.

this morning, in my attempt to depict something picturesque, i instead ended up looking picaresque. it was an honest mistake but i ended up using it to my advantage. first thing after getting up, i sent her a selfie, me on the balcony. not yet shaven. shirtless. swarthy. the seaside city spread out behind me. hair blowing in the breeze. i looked like a total rogue. champ of the sexy scamps. she needs to know just what she’s missing. SHE’S the one who threw the hissy fit. SHE’S the one who chose to skip out on this vacation. SHE’S the one who will soon wake up to a pic of my bodice ripper level looks. i know she loves a good bad boy. if it’ll fix things, i’m more than willing to play along & play that role.